I finally found it! Unless they magically make up another theme that gets any more minimalistic while retaining some sort of art beauty then this is the one. I mean, it's got the simple white background that looks great on its own, and then the weird plant-alien thing is just smack-dab in the middle of the page. I may not have a clue of what that thing is, but it contrasts with the white so nicely. Plus, I like minimalism, but black-and-white does get boring after a while.